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Gather 'round boys and girls, it's time for...that's right..a Lesson in Stupidity!!! *cue applause and cheers*
This month's lesson is brought to you by...sailorstarhealer.com!
but..wait..the address of this site is not sss.com at all! It is sss.cjb.net!
but..wait..the address of this site it really http://members.tripod.com/star_healers_girl/ indeed!
but..wait..the address of this site is also http://star_healers_girl.tripod.com which is the same length as sss.cjb.net
so why does it have a short URL? and why in hell is it called sss.com when it doesn't own that address?! I mean, COME ON if a doman isn't yours, the title sure as hell isn't yours! It's doubly stupid when claims of ownership are plastered all over everything. When I typed sss.com in the bar, I got two suggested sites from yahoo, neither of which is this page. >.< *stamps STUPID on this page*
wait, this is the splash page? it's huge! where to start...grayscale is always ugly. always. I don't really like the bg, if it must be christmas use a general xmas bg. That badge is ugly and too big. It tells me nothing about the club, either. No, I will not vote for your site. Your counter is too big.
I can tell it's the xmas edition, you don't have to keep telling me! sss.com is a shrine to sss? NO, REALLY??
Apparently, this is made by Yaten's Girlfriend. AHA! The truth is exposed! Teen Idol Kou Yaten is really a Lesbian!! Pictures inside this edition of The Tatler! -_-
Updates-This page hasn't been around long. Maybe, Virginia, it will get better. Anyway, for freak's sakes, stop telling me the name of the site! Which isn't really what the site should be called!! This had better be made by a 12 year old...The set-up is so wrong. The date is in one cell and the updates continue into the cell beside it. ARGH! just make a list with the date on top and the updates for that date underneath. This person seems to have trouble grasping simple concepts.
Copyright: NO! YOU DONT! YOU DONT OWN SSS.COM *fishuu, insane, runs off screaming into the night*
Profile-repeated ad nausem, this is all correct info, and the SMRPG book is wrong, wrong wrong. so I got out my handy-dandy copy of the SMRPG book, flipped to yaten's profile. All the info is the SAME. duuhhh one more lesson in stupidity. The Materials collection stuff sounds nice and detailed. The RPG character stuff should be in a fan -type section. I like the fact that sources are credited.
Images-hmm pictures are counted and divided, good. try putting the link images in a table so there isn't all that space at the right. Geez, each of these images has their own page. eeek! I use trellix web too, so I know that must have taken a while to publish. Why ya having problem? The bottom scroll is annoying, makes it hard to read the text. Man, looking at all these would take ages. If you want to make comments, this is NOT the way to go. Use alt tags on the thumbnails. There is a no right click on the thumnail which SUCKS for someone wanting to open it in a new window, or like me, wanting to check the properties to see if it's a real thumbnail. Checking the source code doesn't help cause trellix uses numbers for the image names, and i don't know the number of the actual image. anyway. Where'd ya get the cells? you certainly don't own them, as you claim in the copyright, because I know one of those could go for 200$: http://star_healers_girl.tripod.com/4c899dd0.jpg
If you don't know the episode, don't put 'ep ?' it looks very very stupid. but then this whole site looks stupid. The comments aren't funny, so don't bother making them. No one cares which eps you thought were funny. Yaten looks so good when he's pissed off ^_^;
Starhealer pics page looks terrible. take the pictures out of tables. Learn to make real thumbnails. The next two pages arent done, so for f's sake don't put the link up yet! *swears*
Multimedia-There's a song called Don't Take a Picture of Yaten When He's Yawning? I gotta hear that. Why the hell is there a no right click on this page? grr...HEY! I got a stupid 'this file is invalid' when I opened it. I tried it with another one and got the same thing. what should i expect from a site like this? I got the same for the movie file.
Fan Fics-30 emails a day. SPAM you mean. too dumb to use the filter? or are you trying to act like one of the high profile web designers? uh-huh...They are all by the webmistress. The font is too big and unreadable on that bg. The paragraphs are huge. You make a para break when you move to another subject. Like this:
Fan Art-Drew everything but the character? you mean you coloured it? Get rid of the Other table until there is something to put in it. all the empty cells looks bad, same for the image gallery.
Games-these are all linked to sailororion. get them the hell off your page, they aren't your to have on your site.
Links-Tons of links with huge banners. Organize them into categories. *mumbles about backstreet boys"
Link SSS.com- -_- not your address!!! why is there some fan char in purple on your banner?
Awards-I hate awards. And right here is the perfect example. There is someone giving them out as a thanks for visiting her site. UGH!
Awards for you-they are ugly and worthless.
Adoptions-still ugly, way too many. If I didn't already have all the bishojo images on my comp, this would have taken forever to load.
Cliques-this person is in TONS of cliques and clubs. Which is very stupid. It means you don't really care about the subject of the clique, you just want to be in a ton of sm cliques. ugh. I own a clique, and I hate seeing that.
Misc-*laughs* ah, the first section that actually matters! these are really funny. get a scanner! It'd be great to read them from the book.
Quotes-there are lots of very good quotes, but hard to read font. really, trash the rest of the site and just keep this stuff!
Facts-SSPPPPOOOOIIIIIILLLLEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i hate them.
FAQ: you've been a fan since 92? that's nine years ago. I rreealllyy doubt you are old enough.
Bout you: born in 86...younger than me..uhm, i suck at math..oh, 15-ish.sskkiippp I don't care..this section should be way shorter.
Other Likes-pointless pictures of boy bands. yay. this doesn't belong here!
Blog-link it to the main page. not that bad a layout, but get a livejournal one instead.
Rings-only one? shove it in with the rest of the clubs.
History of the site-ugh, you've been around what, three months? who cares? Contact has various ways, good, the fan char doesn't interest me.
Guestbook-first I thought it loaded rreeaallyy slowly, then I relized it said done cause there is only one entry.
THANK GOD I'M DONE!
Overall-this site is very stupid.
¤ Lame. You don't own the domain sailorstarhealer.com yet everything has that name plastered on it. Useless splash. The graphics are lame. They have been put through a few filters. Even a baby can do that. Too much on the splash; splashes are supposed to be short with no scrolling required. Kind of pushy to demand that we like SM of Star Healer. Yet again another fool who had not expereinced the greatness of 1024 x 768 res. Everyone know what the scented clique is, the stupid 'don't smell the screen' warning is useless. I hate pathetic appeals to get votes (everyone knows they are rigged). The scroll bar colors do not match the layout.
¤ You obviously stole the title graphic since this site is not 'The Sailor Starlights Shrine'. Oh wow, two months old? Mine is only 2 years old, silly me. Well at least the updates are on the main page. Ahh! All the buttons are the same! All in a grid/ matrix! Disclaimers are formal matters. Not something joke about. I suggest you somber up. You don't own any of the mp3's, gifs, avi's or anything (unless you made them which I doubt). The artistes do. The copyright gif is irritating.
¤ If you say you are only going to have real information, why do you have some made up love interest? Again another boring stats list, I've seen way too many of these.
¤ Well I was curious to see why there were so many extra cells at the bottom of Yaten's gallery, so I checked the source code and guess what I found? Nothing, you only have blank cells. I looked several times to find a picture url but it didn't work. Also, the right click code you have is easily bypassed (after getting the annoying right click alert I despaired for two seconds, then I broke out in laughter as I bypassed it). As far as I can tell the pics are thumbnailed, but with names like 30685640.jpg it muddles my brain. Also, with so many pictures, creating a few galleries and splitting them up doesn't hurt. You out to offer non zipped versions of the downloads for people with cable or dsl. Why do the first two sets of midi's not have the tracks listed.
¤ The fanfics are impossible to read on that garish pink background with the bold black text.
¤ Once again extra table cells in the fanart. Why is the last picture not linked?
¤ 'For now these are just links to the games until I can edit the HTML codes that I have..^_^'. Funny, you know html but use the trellix builder to build your site. Knowing how to change a few line of html is not real html knowledge. Once you write the entire syntax for a site yourself, you will be classified as someone who knows html. Linking to others' sites? *Tsk tsk. Setsuna is not the Senshi of Death.
¤ Catagorizing links doesn't hurt. The first two of your banners are not the correct size for standard banners and buttons.
¤ Some of the awards you offer look stolen.
¤ Only one fact on the little known facts' page? If you are referring to the Japanese manga, they are women in real life so I don't see why this is so weird. It could be combined with the 'interesting facts' section.
¤ Most freshman do take AP classes. Untill you've taken one I suggest you stop making assertions since you don't have to deal with the stress of real school. Your best friend is your cousin? Something is wrong here. Being able to insert Japanese words from a Japanese dictionary is , how should I say this, idiotic. You are most likely using it in the wrong context. Find someone who knows Japanese and get help from them.
¤ It's not possible to be 1/3 of any race unless you've been having some funky 3 way.
Hey all, I'm back from my er... "personal break" (I call it sobfest... anyways...) Time to review again.
Splash - Cute christmas background. What the hell does it have to do with Star Healer? It's Minako and Chibi-chibi! The Scrollbar, despite it's festive colors, does not, I repeat does not, match the site. Bleh. I hate red and green. [Together, red & black is fine, and green & blue are fine... just not red & green..) The entrance image, again, while okay, does not fit. It looks like a gray blob with red and green highlights in the middle of my page.
Layout - First off, you're lucky that the domain name "SailorStarHealer" has not already been taken, or you could have gotten in trouble. Again, the scrollbar puts everything out of wack, and the main image just doesn't... fit the layout. And what is with the Minako/Chibi Chibi background? ... Uh, I do believe there are others who call themselves "Yaten's girlfriend". Mayhaps you should get a proper handle? Cute, the site's been running since September.
Updates - Not going there, mon amie.
Profile - Well, at least we've got a theme going witht he layout. It's the same crappy layout... anyhoo, I'm glad to see that We've got that lovely bit of Yaten and the other Starlights being females. They be like Haruka-chan. Excuse me? You said no fake stuff, only offical stuff at the top. Take the damned "Nyla Miller" thing off.
Images - Thumbnails are good. Oversized tables are not. Ch' maybe you should organise the images by thumbnail size? In separate tables? (There are few Manga pictures... why's that?) Cute 404 page.
Multimedia - Is that "Christmas Edition" thing everywhere?
Music- I don't listen to much music downloaded from websites. That's what WinMX is for.
Movies - I don't really think these can be considered "movies". I'd call them "snipits".
Fanfics - Three stories. By the mistress. Do I dare read? Er no. There doesn't seem to be any paragraphs, and it's all bolded. Non-reading material here!
Fanart - Three sketches of moderate talent. I can see them pretty clear in the thumbnail forms, don't have to klick.
Games - All of which are linked to Orion-san's website. Ah well, I like playing those games... The rest of the Links are places I don't normally go. Why should I break my normal patterns?
Okay, this site has issues. Why on earth would you use a domain name for a title when you don't even own the domain name?
Layout
Ick. The splash page's image looks cruddy. Choose an image that goes better with the background. On the main page, you over-use that nice image of Yaten, and it becomes tiresome. Vary your icons. Agghh, the text on the updates page hurts my eyes. Try viewing your own site before you show it to the public.
Coding
Didn't notice any errors here, but I didn't check all the links. (Too much non-Yaten content...)
Organization
Could be better. Some pages have a lot more links than others, like the fanfiction pages. I wasn't expecting that.
Content
Nice that you use "official" stats, but your site seems to tend towards the typical Sailormoon site: Profile. Images. Fanfiction. Don't link a page if it's not done yet! Did you really scan/screencap those images yourself (as said in the credits)? I'm having a hard time seeing how some of these fanfics and multimedia are Yaten-related. Stay on topic, always. _Why_ are you linking to Sailororion's games and alluding to the fact that you're going to use the code? Wha...? Also, you say that there are a lot of Sailor StarDust's around. Why do something if it's not original? *sees the Clubs/Cliques page and squawks* This page is longer than my blog! And it's not even full of Yaten content!
Mechanics-
The excessive use of the word "pix" is getting on my nerves.
Okay, my main beef with this site is that it has _way_ too much non-Yaten content for a Yaten shrine. Please, please add more Yaten content.
First of all why do you call your site Sailorstarhealer.com when it obviously isn’t a domain!
Splash: Everything on the splash page takes too long to load. Your splash page is absolutely useless. Your splash image is really ugly in my opinion and then you increase the ugliness by putting neon green text on top of that embossed grey picture. You put way too much stuff on your splash page and it takes forever to load. It made me mad to wait this long just for a pointless splash! I wanted to do a view source on your pages to see how everything was organized in terms of HTML on the ‘view source’ but you put up one of those stupid JavaScript boxes. I hate those JavaScript boxes because oftentimes I like to do a ‘view source’ on a web site or open up a link in a new window. I guess I can’t do that here! (grr…) The text is just a little large on the splash page.
Updates: Animated gif backgrounds are NEVER a good idea. They make the page take forever to load and luckily this particular background isn’t too annoying, but often-animated gif backgrounds can be!
Main Page: First of all your main page takes forever to load. Your page has huge text, huge buttons and IT’S WRONG TO STEAL. You stole an image from “The Sailor Starlights Shrine” at http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/1394/starlights/, I thought it was peculiar to see a header saying “The Sailor Starlights Shrine” when the site’s called Sailorstarhealer.com so I let my curiosity get the better of me and found out that you are a very bad person who can’t even give credit for a stolen graphic (and by the way you shouldn’t even be using that graphic at all!!!) I’m very mad! You didn’t even take the image off a graphics site! Excuse me at the bottom of the page in the ‘legal garb section’ you say you own the pictures, hardly, and I don’t think you made any of the gifs either, or scanned the Manga pictures! That scroller is annoying and not needed.
Yaten’s Profile: The background on the Nyla Miller page is really hard to read on and you have multicoloured text. (Ugh) I’m tired of profiles although I’m glad that you only choose to show official information and you gave credits. You should have a credits section.
Pictures: Unfortunately since I can’t do a view source without that stupid JavaScript box, I can’t tell if these are real thumbnails, but I’m guessing that they are. You have an impressive collection of pictures. What’s with all the empty boxes at the bottom of all the picture pages. On the second picture page I don’t know if you made the two headers with Star healer on them simply because I know that you have stolen graphics before. If those headers aren’t yours then I suggest you take them down immediately. Why do you have up links for two picture pages that don’t exist! It puts your guests through an unbelievable amount of stress. Where are the credits for all the pictures? I don’t know why you created separate HTML sections for all the pictures; it seems like a waste of time.
Multimedia: Your glad you own Sailorscoutparadise or else I’d be all over you for direct linking. It’s still wrong to direct link between two sites you own though. It’s kind of disrespectful towards your server, Tripod. If you don’t know what direct linking or bandwidth are than I suggest you check out the following article “http://www.rockinwoman.com/direct.html”. None of the multimedia that I downloaded worked when I tried to unzip it.
Fanfiction: From the little bit I read your fanfiction was all right but it needs more development. You also need to watch out for spelling and grammar mistakes. You’re missing a lot of apostrophes. Beside your pieces of fanfiction you should put a brief description and rating.
Fanart: Your fanart is all right but I don’t understand why you have all the empty boxes. It’s very annoying!
JavaScript games: Why do you have a link to Sailor Orion’s for JavaScript games? Just take down the JavaScript page until you edit the codes and move the games to your own site.
Links: I think that you should put credits up in this section, or create a separate credits section. The ALT text would be better used by putting the name of the website on it, not the URL.
Link me: In this section you state that you know what direct linking is so why do you do it between two of your sites? The banners could be a lot better but it’s nice to see something original.
Awards to win: I think that the Recommended site Award and Rei’s Beautiful site award are from Daydreamgraphics.com or at least it was, when I went to check I couldn’t find the premade awards anymore. Where is the credit for DayDream Graphics?
Cliques and Clubs:
If you have a cliques and clubs page then why do you have so much stuff on your pointless splash page? The text on this page is WAY TOO BIG. I’m not blind, just seeing impaired. There’s way too much stuff on this page, it should be split up into two different pages, a cliques page and a clubs page. I can’t understand how you could be a member of diff’rent star and stop theiffe when you steal so much.
Webrings: What’s the “I’m a Seiya fan” link doing in the webrings section. It looks like something that should be in the cliques/clubs section.
Misc.: In the “Funny stuff from the Manga” section, don’t say Mamoru/Darien. You seem to focus on English names everywhere else so just say Mamoru. I thought I was finished seeing stolen pictures but the picture on the “Funny stuff from the Manga” page with Yaten sticking his tongue out is from Starlight Pops, I know because of the tinting of the picture. Maybe you should split up the quotes under the headers Animé and Manga. In the “What were they thinking” section, maybe ‘Star Gentle Creator’ was used in the Mixx Manga, but I don’t believe that move was ever used in the original Manga. The blog was kind of boring to read.
I dislike the page when there is a broken link. The turquoise, purple, bright green and white background doesn’t is impossible to read upon, especially with that huge text.
Overall: You have no back buttons. I’m glad that you put some ALT text on the pictures although it gave no description. You steal many graphics and you don’t give credit (Starlights Shrine, Starlight Pops, and Daydreamgraphics.com). You seem to think you don’t own Sailor Moon but you own everything about it like pictures that you didn’t scan. You seem to have some major problems with spelling, grammar and capitalization. You also have a few broken links. In a few words I would not come here again! There are a few unique aspects to your site but you need to get your act together, I don’t like seeing people steal graphics when they belong to “Stop Theiffe”. A lot of the colours on the site are insanely bright like neon green and turquoise together. You’ve also got huge font.